Fortunate Event #3 - Lest you should think it is an even better idea...

I found something worse than my soda pop explosion... we came home from our trip to a busted laundry detergent bottle, brand new mind you, and its contents spilled from behind the washer.  Detergent is now under the washer, dryer, and our pantry that is closeby. 

A whoppin 170 fluid ounces of blue pleasant smelling goo awaits me.  There is no rest for our kitchen mop these days...